Alien encounter
It seems impossible to contact aliens on demand. The thing is, they contact the ones they consider reputable and reliable.
Their notions of reputation and reliability are quite solid. Therefore we're glad to offer you a list of what to do and what not in order to be contacted by aliens:
1. Play the urban games fair.
2. Don't block road traffic. And don't forget to yield to pedestrians at pedestrian crossings.
3. Don't use drugs and alcohol or smoke any bad stuff, and don't eat little animals' meat.
The list can be added to or changed after another negotiations with aliens
Evgeny Shaposhnikov (aka Air) is the one responsible for alien encounters.
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